This an acronym in German, short for "vorne kurz hinten lang", or "front short back long".
What I'm saying here is that I have a mullet.
It was created in honor of Jeff's entry into the World Beard and Mustache Championships last weekend, which I attended (post to follow). Jeff and Kate have been encouraging me to cut a mullet into my hair for a while now, so this was the perfect opportunity.
Lucky for me, Abi was up to the task, having a bit of hair-cutting experience on her boyfriend Chris. Which meant it was free and I didn't have to deal with explanations to a hairdresser, in German no less.
The mullet has its greatest power when coupled with a jeans jacket.
and a nasty mustache.
And now for a few pictures.