Hard to believe

State legislator caught offering to pay to perform oral sex tries to explain it. The explanation follows the common rule of safety that if your racist sensibilities tell you that you may be about to be mugged, offer oral sex.
Original Orlando Sentinel story here. Talk about just digging your hole deeper. This guy should really just never talk to anybody in the press ever again and hope people forget him.

I do have one question about the story, though, which is who dries their hands in a stall?? What, did the police officer wash them in the toilet and was using toilet paper to dry them? makes no sense.